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font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;\" datetime=\"2018-09-18T21:59:42+00:00\"\u003eSep 18, 2018 at 2:59pm PDT\u003c\/time\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cscript src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\" async=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/script\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Bullish Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50423826514198,"sku":"KEYCHAIN-AFTER-HISTORY-BLUE","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0798\/9014\/files\/After-All-Human-History-Men-Should-Be-Glad-We-Only-Want-Equality-and-Not-Payback-Dog-Tag-Keychain-in-Blue-Laser-Engraved.jpg?v=1759669061"},{"product_id":"brilliant-woman-who-can-do-anything-purple-marble-keychain-gift-for-her","title":"Brilliant Woman Who Can Do Anything Purple Marble Keychain | Gift for Her","description":"\u003cp\u003eSurprise her with a unique gift - the Brilliant Woman Who Can Do Anything Purple Marble Keychain. With its purple marble design, silver hardware, and inspiring message, this keychain is the perfect accessory for the brilliant woman in your life. Whether she's on the go or just needs a daily reminder of her greatness, this keychain is a stylish and practical gift that she'll love.\n\nDesigned as an adaptation from classic hotel key tags, this keychain measures approximately 3.75\"x1.75\" and comes on a convenient split ring. Made with a combination of plastic and metal materials, the front boldly declares \"BRILLIANT WOMAN WHO CAN DO ANYTHING\" while the back features the empowering message \"GET BULLISH\" in small type. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this exclusive keychain from Get Bullish is sure to make a thoughtful gift for any strong and independent woman in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePurple marbleized keychain with silver type and silver hardware reads BRILLIANT WOMAN WHO CAN DO ANYTHING. Designed with stars all over.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel\/motel key tags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximate size: 3.75\"x1.75\" and comes on a split ring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterials: plastic and metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront reads BRILLIANT WOMAN WHO CAN DO ANYTHING\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack says GET BULLISH in small type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Get Bullish exclusive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSee more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/getbullish-original-keychains\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ecute and funny keychains\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Bullish Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50423826448662,"sku":"GB-keychain-brilliant","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0798\/9014\/files\/Brilliant-Woman-Who-Can-Do-Anything-Purple-Marble-Keychain-Gift-for-Her.png?v=1778789420"},{"product_id":"anything-is-a-superfood-if-it-makes-you-feel-super-motel-style-keychain-in-queso-gold","title":"Anything is a Superfood If It Makes You Feel Super Motel Style Keychain in Queso Gold","description":"\u003cp\u003eSurprise the nacho lover in your life with this fun and quirky motel-style keychain that reads \"ANYTHING IS A SUPERFOOD IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL SUPER.\" Perfect for adding a touch of personality to keys or bags, this plastic and metal key tag is a unique gift for food lovers and snack enthusiasts alike. 🎁\n\nEmbrace your snack-loving spirit with this exclusive Get Bullish keychain featuring a cheeky nacho design. Whether you're treating yourself or looking for a fun gift for a friend, this 3.75\" x 1.75\" keychain is a playful way to celebrate the joy of indulging in your favorite snacks. 🌮💛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKeychain reads ANYTHING IS A SUPERFOOD IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL SUPER in motel style with nachos design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBe a snack-eating superhero with our key tag with a cheeky 🌮nacho design. This keychain is an easy and fun way to show your snack-loving spirit. 💛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKeychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel\/motel key tags.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eApproximate size: 3.75\" x 1.75\" and comes on a split ring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaterials: plastic and metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGET BULLISH in small type on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThemes: food lovers, snack time, nacho lovers, Mexican food, body positivity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA Get Bullish exclusive\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSee more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/collections\/getbullish-original-keychains\"\u003eGetBullish Original Motel Keychains with Quotes\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Bullish Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50423826546966,"sku":"GB-keychain-nachos","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0798\/9014\/files\/Anything-is-a-Superfood-If-It-Makes-You-Feel-Super-Motel-Style-Keychain-in-Queso-Gold_83bada11_43aa96ff-d646-4118-affc-ccee1d9890de.jpg?v=1762528629"},{"product_id":"kiss-my-grits-southern-kitchen-towel","title":"Kiss My Grits Funny Southern Kitchen Towel – Farmhouse Humor | DII 18x28 Cotton Dish Towel","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis Kiss My Grits cotton kitchen towel is the Southern kitchen accessory your countertop has been waiting for. Designed by Design Imports, this funny farmhouse dish towel features bold red typography and playful pig silhouettes on a classic red plaid background — a little sass and a lot of Southern charm in every wipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReads \"Kiss My Grits\" with decorative pig silhouettes and scroll details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eClassic red plaid design on white cotton background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% cotton — soft, absorbent, and machine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e18 x 28 inches — generous full-size kitchen towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesigned by Design Imports (DII)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade in India\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePerfect for everyday use, holiday gifting, housewarming, or Southern kitchen decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMakes a great hostess gift, Secret Santa pick, or Mother's Day present\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFunny Southern saying — ideal for anyone who loves Southern food and farmhouse humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee the full set of southern sass towels at:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/loblollygirl.com\/products\/southern-sayings-kitchen-towel-bundle-set?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard\u0026amp;utm_medium=product-links\u0026amp;utm_content=web\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Southern Sass Towels\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/loblollygirl.com\/products\/southern-sayings-kitchen-towel-bundle-set?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard\u0026amp;utm_medium=product-links\u0026amp;utm_content=web\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Design Imports","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51330447933718,"sku":"diikiss259129xsp1036eb797","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0798\/9014\/files\/IMG_6751_ProductStaging_2.jpg?v=1779395412"},{"product_id":"youre-a-real-sweet-tea-southern-kitchen-towel","title":"You're a Real Sweet Tea Funny Southern Kitchen Towel – Farmhouse Humor | DII 18x28 Cotton Dish Towel","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis You're a Real Sweet Tea cotton kitchen towel is the sweetest compliment you can pay anyone south of the Mason-Dixon line. Designed by Design Imports, this charming farmhouse dish towel features warm brown typography and mason jar graphics on a sunny gold plaid background — Southern sweetness in every single stitch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReads \"You're a Real Sweet Tea\" with mason jar graphics and decorative heart and scroll details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSunny gold plaid design on white cotton background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% cotton — soft, absorbent, and machine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e18 x 28 inches — generous full-size kitchen towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesigned by Design Imports (DII)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade in India\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePerfect for everyday use, holiday gifting, housewarming, or Southern kitchen decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMakes a wonderful hostess gift, best friend gift, Valentine's Day present, or Mother's Day pick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFunny Southern saying — ideal for anyone who loves sweet tea, Southern charm, and farmhouse kitchen style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee the full group of southern towels at:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Southern Sass Towels\" href=\"https:\/\/loblollygirl.com\/products\/southern-sayings-kitchen-towel-bundle-set?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard\u0026amp;utm_medium=product-links\u0026amp;utm_content=web\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/loblollygirl.com\/products\/southern-sayings-kitchen-towel-bundle-set?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard\u0026amp;utm_medium=product-links\u0026amp;utm_content=web\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Design Imports","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51333459149078,"sku":"diitea259129xsp1036eb797","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0798\/9014\/files\/IMG_6755_ProductStaging_2.jpg?v=1779396005"},{"product_id":"well-simmer-down-now-southern-kitchen-towel","title":"Well Simmer Down Now Funny Southern Kitchen Towel – Farmhouse Humor | DII 18x28 Cotton Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis Well Simmer Down Now cotton kitchen towel is the perfectly sassy reminder every busy kitchen needs. Designed by Design Imports, this witty farmhouse dish towel features bold teal typography and Dutch oven graphics on a crisp sage green plaid background — Southern attitude served up fresh with every meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReads \"Well Simmer Down Now\" with Dutch oven graphics and decorative scroll details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCrisp sage green plaid design on white cotton background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% cotton — soft, absorbent, and machine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e18 x 28 inches — generous full-size kitchen towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesigned by Design Imports (DII)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade in India\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePerfect for everyday use, holiday gifting, housewarming, or Southern kitchen decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMakes a wonderful hostess gift, housewarming present, or Secret Santa pick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFunny Southern saying — ideal for anyone who loves cooking humor, farmhouse style, and a little Southern sass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee the full set of Southern Sass Towels at:  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/loblollygirl.com\/products\/southern-sayings-kitchen-towel-bundle-set?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard\u0026amp;utm_medium=product-links\u0026amp;utm_content=web\" title=\"Southern Sass Towels\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/loblollygirl.com\/products\/southern-sayings-kitchen-towel-bundle-set?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard\u0026amp;utm_medium=product-links\u0026amp;utm_content=web\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Design Imports","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51333460754710,"sku":"diisim259129xsp1036eb797","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0798\/9014\/files\/IMG_6757_ProductStaging.jpg?v=1779396614"},{"product_id":"southern-sayings-kitchen-towel-bundle-set2","title":"Southern Sayings Kitchen Towel Set – Funny Farmhouse Gift Bundle | 4 DII 18x28 Cotton Dish Towels","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis Southern Sayings Kitchen Towel Gift Set brings together four of the most charming and hilarious cotton dish towels to ever hang in a farmhouse kitchen. 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It is the gift set that practically wraps itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBuy the complete set and save nearly $19 compared to purchasing each towel individually!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIncludes all 4 designs: Kiss My Grits (red plaid), Wicked Chickens Lay Deviled Eggs (blue plaid), You're a Real Sweet Tea (gold plaid), and Well Simmer Down Now (sage green plaid)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% cotton — soft, absorbent, and machine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e18 x 28 inches each — generous full-size kitchen towels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesigned by Design Imports (DII)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade in India\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSave $18.97 vs. buying all four individually\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePerfect housewarming gift, hostess gift, bridal shower present, or Southern kitchen decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGreat Secret Santa set, Mother's Day gift, or birthday present for anyone who loves Southern humor and farmhouse style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eShips together as a complete set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Design Imports","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51333505220886,"sku":"di10.36-23.99-fs3.88-6.15pr","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0798\/9014\/files\/IMG_6759_ProductStaging_ae086657-aaf8-43e1-8e1f-736f633809bf.jpg?v=1779397524"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0798\/9014\/collections\/unicorn_napkin.jpg?v=1755109739","url":"https:\/\/loblollygirl.com\/collections\/sassy-gifts.oembed?page=3","provider":"Loblolly Girl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}