Calm The F*ck Down | Scent: Sugared Pine | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

Calm The F*ck Down Infused With Melodramatic Tendancies Scent: Sugared Pine

Scent Description: Sugared Pine scented candle blends crushed evergreen and crystalline sugar for a bright, elevated forest fragrance. A fresh pine candle that captures crisp winter woods and holiday cheer, perfect for cozy seasonal home decor.

If you would like to swap your scent, please add the scent you would like into your order notes at checkout.

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Color: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA
9oz Size: 2.75" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx: 9oz 40+ Hours
Hand Poured in the USA

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.